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Tidak Gempar!!! Tiada PRK Di N 05 Dan N40...

Wartawan 1: Ini ada berita tentang pilihanraya kecil di N 05 Sungai Dua dan N 40 Telok Bahang. Macam sungai dan sudah bahang. Respons Datuk.

Datuk: Tak ada, tak ada pilihanraya kecil di situ.

Wartawan 2: Tapi ini kerana masalah dalaman UMNO, 2 ADUN ini tidak puas hati.

Datuk: Semua parti politik ada masalah dalaman. Tak ada, tak ada pilihanraya kecil di situ.

Wartawan 3: Tapi mereka berdua akan letak jawatan selepas raya aidilfitri.

Datuk: Selepas raya apa pun, tidak ada pilihanraya kecil di situ. Tak ada, tak ada pilihanraya kecil di situ.

Wartawan 4: Kenapa tidak ada pilihanraya kecil di situ Datuk. Macam konfiden sahaja.

Datuk: Saya konfiden tak ada pilihanraya kecil di situ. Sebab sekarang, untuk sesuatu pilihanraya diadakan di sesuatu kawasan DUN, maka ADUN hanya perlu kemukakan MC.

Wartawan 2: MC???

Datuk: Ya, Medical Certificate. Atau Sijil Sakit.

Wartawan 3: Jika seseorang ADUN meninggal dunia, macamana?

Datuk: Semasa hidupnya mestilah dia mempunyai dan menyimpan 25,000 keping MC. Jika tidak tiada pilihanraya di situ.

Pegawai: Maaf ya Reporter, Journalist, semua, sidang akhbar di Dewan Melor, sudah bermula 10 minit yang lalu. Datuk ini, kami nak bawak balik ke Hospital Gila. Maaf ya...

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